politijohn:

Capitalism = business > people

I honestly cannot tell what the graph is supposed to convey. Assuming the x axis is years, but I’m unsure what the the y axis is…

If it’s a death rate it’s falling isn’t it? I’m unsure what adjustment they’re doing based on age…

daily-bad-jokes:

How do you put an elephant in a refrigerator?

Open the door, put the elephant in, close the door.

How do you put a giraffe in a refrigerator?

Open the door, take the elephant out, put the giraffe in, close the door.

All of the Animal Kingdom has a meeting; who doesn’t show up?

The giraffe. He’s still in the fridge.

What happens when you drop a brick out of an airplane?

It falls.

Deborah has to cross a river full of crocodiles. There’s no boat or bridge, but she still gets across. Why?

All the crocodiles are at the Animal meeting.

Upon reaching the other side, she still dies; how?

She’s hit in the head by a falling brick.

sierrablaircoyle:

Sierra Blair-Coyle

MAMMUT Athlete

Vestrahorn, Iceland